Don't Be a Salty Heifer Shirt

Don't be a salty heifer. Friendly advice, printed where everyone can read it — for the friend who needs the reminder, or the mirror on a rough morning.

The details: Tees are Gildan unisex 100% cotton; unisex tanks are Gildan; racerback tanks are Next Level Women's Ideal Racerback; crop tops are Bella+Canvas Ladies' Jersey Cropped Tees. Seamless tubular knit, a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and shoulder tape so the seams don't stretch out.

Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F), tumble dry low. Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron, do not dry clean.